Sunday, November 13, 2016

Breaking "BAD" News


BREAKING NEWS
President-Elect Donald J Trump throws another tantrum on Twitter, lashing out at the New York Times over their "their BAD coverage of me."

This is proof that he's literate!  (When he's the subject, at least.)

He's got a lot of reading ahead: [Google Analytics: "Donald Trump"]

There.  A silver lining.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Anagram Time #02


  • "Drain The Swamp": Hatred Wins Map.
  • Trump University:  My TV Is Untrue: R.I.P.
  • Trump Organization:  Traumatizing Porno.

Eleven-Twelve Overture

In 2020, our presidential candidates should drop the debates
for competitive rounds of Trivial Pursuit and Sudoku.

Ratings would be 102% higher:  Trumplication Video

And 4th grade math teachers would finally have
a tangible reason for children to learn basic arithmetic.

Friday, November 11, 2016

Anagram Time #01

President-Elect Trump:  Pence Dumpster Litter.

Donald J. Trump:  Jump! Darn Dolt.

Trump Tower: Twerp Tumor.

Grand Ole Party:  Pardon Greatly.

Trump's Trans Team

The NY Times reports that Trump has shaken up his transition team
replacing Chris Christie with VP-elect Mike Pence.  [nytimes.com]

Meanwhile, according to reports, the Clinton campaign named
newcomer Trevor Noah to head up our Transition Team.

IckyLeaks: Trump Enemies List!

BREAKING NEWS
CNN reports Trump is keeping an "enemies list."

It's reported by many that this is an actual leaked copy!
Source: An Anonymous Collaborator.

Trump the Vote

On November 8, 2016, we American voters proved to the world we don't even discriminate against the intellectually disabled.

There.

I found the silver lining.